Michael Scott Quote #151
Quote from Michael Scott in Office Olympics
Michael Scott: Did you do the thing I asked you to do about the magazines?
Pam: Yeah, I changed them to your new address.
Michael Scott: Good. The Small Business Man?
Pam: Yep.
Michael Scott: Maxim? American Way? CRACKED?
Pam: Yes, I changed your CRACKED magazine subscription.
Michael Scott: How about Fine Arts Aficionado Monthly? No? Okay. Well, could you get on that, 'cause I don't just read CRACKED. Thank you.
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
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Quote from Stanley
Jim: Stanley, I just played Dunder Ball with Toby. What about you? You got any games?
Stanley: Yeah, I got a game. It's called "work hard, so my kids can go to college."
Jim: Fair enough.