Michael Scott Quote #84

Quote from Michael Scott in Basketball

Pam: Maybe Angela would cheerlead.
Michael Scott: Yeah, right.
Phyllis: I'll do it.
Michael Scott: Oh, yuck. That's worse than you playing. 'case, you know what, we need you as an alternate in case somebody gets hurt. That's where we need you. Blessed be those who sit and wait. You made it. Suit up, you're on the team! ... All right, cool! Very good.

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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Michael Scott: Corporate wants somebody to be here on Saturday and so we're going to have to have a couple of people come in on the weekend, and I know nobody's going to want to do it, and everybody's gonna complain and bitch and I don't wanna have to deal with that.
Dwight K. Schrute: It's why you have an assistant regional manager.
Michael Scott: Yes, it is. Assistant to the regional manager.
Dwight K. Schrute: Same thing.
Michael Scott: No, it's not. It's lower, so...
Dwight K. Schrute: It's close.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: When I am playing hoops, all of the stress and responsibility of my job here just melts away. It's gone. I'm in the zone. Who am I? Am I Michael Scott? I don't know. I might just be a basketball machine. What's Dunder Mifflin? I've never heard of it. Filing? Paperwork? Who cares? Possible downsizing? Um... Well, that's probably gonna happen, actually.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Can I be team captain?
Michael Scott: No, I'm team captain.
Dwight K. Schrute: Can I be team manager?
Michael Scott: No, I am the team manager. You can be assistant to the team manager.
Dwight K. Schrute: Assistant team manager?
Michael Scott: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, we'll see who's working this weekend then.