Michael Scott Quote #69
Quote from Michael Scott in The Alliance
Meredith: "Meredith, good news. You're not actually a year older because you work here where time stands still."
Michael Scott: I don't know about that.
Meredith: That was Stanley. "Meredith, happy birthday. You're the best. Love, Pam."
Michael Scott: Aw! [gagging] Thanks, downer.
Meredith: This is from Michael. "Meredith, let's hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age."
Michael Scott: Because of the downsizing. Rumors. And because you're gettin' old.
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Michael Scott: Why don't you have some of this cake?
Meredith: Uh, I can't.
Michael Scott: Come on. A little bit.
Meredith: I can't eat dairy.
Michael Scott: Oh, right. Too bad. It's so good.
Meredith: It makes me sick.
Michael Scott: You know, if I were allergic to dairy, I think I'd kill myself. 'cause this is way, way too good.