Michael Scott Quote #29
Quote from Michael Scott in Diversity Day
Kevin: Basically, there are two types of black people and black people are actually more racist because they hate the other type of black people. See, every time the one type wants to have a good time, then the other type comes in and makes a real mess.
Michael Scott: Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's ruin- He's butchering it. Could you just let me- [as Chris Rock] Every time- Every time black people want to have a good time, some idiot ass-[beep] I take care of my kid!
Mr. Brown: Wait a second.
Michael Scott: They always want credit for something they supposed to do! What you want, a cookie?
The Office Quotes
‘Diversity Day’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Okay, well, since I am leading this, let's get down to business and why don't I just kind of introduce myself, okay? Um. I am Michael and I am part English, Irish, German and [accent] Scottish. Sort of a virtual United Nations. But what some of you might not know is that I am also part Native American Indian.
Oscar: What part Native American?
Michael Scott: Two fifteenths.
Oscar: That fraction doesn't make any sense.
Michael Scott: Well, you know what, it's kind of hard for me to talk about. The suffering.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Jim: Do you really have to do that right now?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes, I do. I should have done this weeks ago, actually.
Jim: Mr. Decker, I'm sorry about that. What were you... Can you hold on one second? Yeah, just one second. Thanks.
[Jim turns off the power for Dwight's shredder]
Jim: Hello? Oh, that's it. Perfect. So what I was saying...
[Dwight pushes the switch hook on Jim's telephone]
Jim: Hello? [dial tone] Thanks, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Retaliation. Tit for tit.
Jim: That is not the expression.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, it should be. [shredder starts whirring again]
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Mr. Brown: Now, at the start of the session, I had you write down an incident that you found offensive in the workplace. I'm going to choose one and we'll act it out.
Dwight K. Schrute: A few of the ground rules? Just real quick.
Michael Scott: Hey, hey why don't you run it by me and I'll run it by him?
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, can we steer away from gay people?
Mr. Brown: Um...
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm sorry. It's an orientation. It's not a race. Plus, a lot of other races are intolerant of gays, so... paradox.