Michael Scott Quote #17
Quote from Michael Scott in Pilot
Michael Scott: All right, here's the deal you guys. The thing about a practical joke is you have to know when to start and as well as when to stop.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah.
Michael Scott: And yeah, Jim this is the time to stop putting Dwight's personal effects into Jell-O.
Jim: Okay. Dwight, I'm sorry, because I have always been your biggest flan.
Michael Scott: [laughing] Nice. That's the way it is around here. It just kind of goes round and round.
Ryan: You should've put him in custardy.
Michael Scott: Hey! Yes! New guy! He scores.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, that's great. I guess what I'm most concerned with is damage to company property. That's all.
Michael Scott: Pudding. Pudding... I'm trying to think of another dessert to do.
The Office Quotes
‘Pilot’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Am I going to tell them? No, I'm not going to tell them. I don't see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: What is the most important thing for a company? Is it the cash flow? Is it the inventory? Nuh-uh.
It's the people. The people. My proudest moment here was not when I increased profits by 17% or when I cut expenses without losing a single employee. No, no, no, no, no. It was a young Guatemalan guy. First job in the country, barely spoke English. He came to me, and said, "Mr. Scott, would you be the godfather of my child?" Wow. Wow. ... Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I think I'm a role model here. I think I garner people's respect. The people I respect, heroes of mine, would be Bob Hope... Um... Abraham Lincoln, definitely. Bono. Uh, and probably God, would be the fourth one. And I- I just think all those people really helped the world in so many ways that it's, um, really beyond words. It's really incalculable.