Kevin Quote #306
Oscar: Okay, I guess, it's just that Philip got you something.
Angela: Yeah, a $25 gift card, iTunes.
Oscar: I think there's, like, $7 left.
Angela: It's just his way of saying, "Thanks for letting me hang out in accounting."
Kevin: Philip got this for me?
Oscar: Sure.
Kevin: That was a really cool move.
Angela: Would you like to hold Philip? [hands over Philip] Yeah. That's Kevin.
Kevin: Whoa.
Oscar: Easy.
Kevin: What a chubbers. Whoa.
Angela: Okay, watch it.
Kevin: I'm losing my balance.
Angela: No, Kevin, no.
Oscar: Hey, no.
Kevin: Whoa!
Oscar: No horseplay.
Angela: Stop it.
Kevin: You wanna play with the cactus?
Angela: No, no!
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