Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1275
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in A.A.R.M.
Jim: You know, Dwight, this whole search for the assistant thing—none of these people are good enough.
Dwight K. Schrute: I know.
Jim: What I'm about to say makes no logical sense, and yet, it might be the most logical thing I've ever said.
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim, this is gonna come as no surprise but I know exactly what you are going to say. The only possible assistant to my assistant-
Jim: Is-
Dwight K. Schrute: Me.
[back in the office:]
Jim: The new assistant to the assistant to the regional manager is Dwight K. Schrute.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes! Thank you.
Jim: I think you might want to kneel for this. And yet, the manager for Dunder Mifflin kneels for no one. [Dwight awkwardly lunges] That's it. You look really, really good.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, from now on, anyone who needs to speak to me has got to go through me first, all right?
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