Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1274
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in A.A.R.M.
Jim: An assistant brings their boss coffee with speed and dexterity. But an assistant to the assistant has a thousand times more to prove, am I right?
Dwight K. Schrute: A thousand times more.
Phyllis: I'll try this one.
Jim: Phyllis! Grab both these coffees, double-fist it, and head through this obstacle course.
Phyllis: [grabbing the coffees] Hot!
Jim: Yeah. It's real. It's the only way you'll learn. OK, and go ahead. Oh, god, nice! She's through the green, everybody. Here comes yellow, real doozy. Careful!
Dwight K. Schrute: No, no, no! Phyllis, seriously?
Jim: Look at that form.
Dwight K. Schrute: [taking the coffee cups from Phyllis] Oh, god, this is pathetic! The boss needs his coffee! [races through the obstacles, spilling coffee all over] Argh! Ah! Here you are, sir! Here's your coffee! Ah, my skin, ow, ow! It burns! Ah!
Jim: Uncanny.
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