Stanley Quote #143
Quote from Stanley in Stairmageddon
Dwight K. Schrute: And for—oh, whoopsie daisy. [chuckles]
Mrs. Davis: Stanley, what is going on here?
Dwight K. Schrute: He's fine. He gets carsick really easily.
Clark: Driving.
Dwight K. Schrute: It's a long drive. He was in the backseat. But right now we're talking to Mrs. Davis about the full range of the products that we offer and our competitive rates, right, Stanley?
Stanley: Ooh-hoo, look at that baby!
Dwight K. Schrute: Stanley.
Stanley: Oh...
Mrs. Davis: That's Benji in the middle.
Stanley: That's Benji. Oh, he's precious. That's a healthy-looking baby.
Mrs. Davis: Very special little boy.
Dwight K. Schrute: Look at him. I've never seen such a beautiful child.
Mrs. Davis: Funny sense of humor. If you push on his nose, he'll go, "eee."
Dwight K. Schrute: Like this? Watch.
Stanley: Eee.
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Stanley: So I just smiled and complimented her grand kids, and we closed it?
Dwight K. Schrute: You earned yourself a nice, fat commission and you didn't even know it. I'll go tell Andy the good news. Oh. [chuckles] Silly me. Gotta take the stairs.
Stanley: Oh, no, I'm not doing that again. You got me down, you gotta get me back up.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well- No, no, n-
Stanley: [stabs his own leg with a tranquilizer dart and falls to the ground]
Dwight K. Schrute: We need a winch and a hoist.
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