Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1241

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Promos

Esther: Dwight, we need to talk.
Dwight K. Schrute: I don't know that there's anything left for us to talk about, Esther.
Esther: Look, we're gonna have the tractor for the same amount of work days but my dad is planning on leasing it to the Vanderkirk brothers on the weekends.
Dwight K. Schrute: No.
Esther: So you're going to be paying more, but he's putting on ten times the miles and he's pocketing a profit behind your back.
Dwight K. Schrute: That snake!
Esther: You need to tell him you want a deal based on miles or he can just stick that tractor where the sun don't shine.
Dwight K. Schrute: That shady grove out by Willard's pond.
Esther: Mmm-hm.
Dwight K. Schrute: So, you're fine with me not leasing the tractor? I mean, our courtship can proceed?
Esther: Of course. [laughs] You didn't just think I was tractor bait, did you?
Dwight K. Schrute: [laughs] No!
Clark: Hey Dwight, what's an auger used for?
Dwight K. Schrute: Post hole digging. [points and laughs with Esther]
Esther: Stupid.

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