Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1218
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Moving On
Shirley: Time to get clean!
Dwight K. Schrute: It's hosing time, Aunt Shirley, have a seat. You're gonna have a hard time hearing her over the roar of the hose.
Angela: You have to use chains?
Dwight K. Schrute: You'll see. Here we go.
Shirley: Let's get this show on the road.
Dwight K. Schrute: Let's do it! Ready? Here's a box cutter to get her clothes off.
Angela: Dwight!
Dwight K. Schrute: Let's get to it.
Angela: No! No!
Dwight K. Schrute: Give it a whirl.
Angela: Dwight, I am not gonna hose your aunt down like some animal.
Shirley: Stop your belly-aching and hose me.
Dwight K. Schrute: I need you to hose my aunt.
Angela: No, Dwight!
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, you are useless.
Angela: No, Dwight!
Dwight K. Schrute: Give me the hose!
Angela: No Dwight, I won't- [hoses Dwight]
Dwight K. Schrute: Ah! OK!
Angela: [grunting] I'm gonna give your aunt a proper bath and a haircut like a lady! And you two are gonna shut up about it! Do you have a bathtub?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes ma'am.
Angela: Good.
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Pam: Hi, Pam, hello.
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Pam: I'm Pam Halpert.
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[aside to camera:]
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: [on the phone] No, don't just let her eat the grass, she'll puke it right up. Okay, just put out two bowls and see which feed she prefers. I'm sorry to be taking up so much of your precious time, Mose, but she's your aunt too. Fine. I'll see what I can do.
Quote from Pam
Pam: Jim set up a job interview for me today in Philly. It's, um, with a real estate company, which is a great fit for me because I live in a house and I know what a bathroom is. [laughs] I'm sorry, I am just very nervous because honestly this is all moving a lot faster than I expected. And, and because my resume can fit on a post-it note.