Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1160
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Suit Warehouse
Sam Stone, Sr.: It's kind of funny, a father and son sales team meeting with a father and son suit store.
Dwight K. Schrute: You know, you're right! We hadn't even thought of that, had we boy?
Clark: No, we sure hadn't, Pop. [both chuckle]
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, you're a hunter I see. Spend your early mornings out in the blinds, like Clarky and me. Huh?
Clark: He calls me Clarky ‘cause he's my dad.
Dwight K. Schrute: Guilty!
Sam Stone, Sr.: You don't meet many hunters these days.
Clark: My dad is the best hunter there is. I mean, he's like a serial killer... of animals. One time, he snuck up behind a sleeping deer and just sawed its head right of. It was sick! [Dwight mimes sawing and blood spurting out]
Dwight K. Schrute: It was his birthday, just turned three. So...
Sam Stone, Sr.: Ah...
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‘Suit Warehouse’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Stone and Son Suit Warehouse recently lost their paper provider. They're a family owned business. [chuckles] Jim and I used to clean up at those. We'd go in pretending to be family, brothers. We did it at a family owned law firm, at a family owned construction company, and a family owned motorcycle store. Jim and Dwight Schrupert. I was the dynamic, likable winner that was doted upon by Mom. And Jim was the closeted foot fetishist pretending to belong. The client never knew any of that. But I knew.
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Darryl: Damn! Jim, you got a real Facebook energy going on here man. You Zuckerberged this place out!
Quote from Clark
Oscar: Hey, look who's back, Dwight Junior.
Kevin: Hey, so how was it? I mean... the sex with Jan.
Clark: A gentleman doesn't discuss such matters. Especially when the feelings of a lady are involved.
[aside to camera:]
Clark: Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week. I mean it was... like making love with a wild animal. But not like a cougar like you might think. It was, uh, like a swarm of bees. Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room.