Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1131
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Target
Dwight K. Schrute: Where does gayness come from? And how is it transmitted?
Toby: That is- That is a loaded question.
Angela: My pastor said it can come from breast feeding.
Toby: He said that?
Angela: Well, he didn't fight me hard on it.
Toby: I- I don't know if there's truth to- To, uh, to that.
Angela: What is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic-alert bracelet?
Toby: Uh... Uh...
Angela: Is it called red-vining?
Dwight K. Schrute: Is it called red-vining?
Toby: I don't...
Dwight K. Schrute: We heard it was called red-vining.
Angela: People red vine.
Dwight K. Schrute: Where are gay mens' vaginas?
Toby: They- They don't have vaginas.
Dwight K. Schrute: What?
Toby: No. They're just regular men.
Dwight K. Schrute: When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?
Toby: Uh... Wow!
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