Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1079
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Roy's Wedding
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, god.
Nellie: That is absolutely revolting!
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah.
Nellie: He is so good, though.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes.
Nellie: The way he just cuts off his arm.
Dwight K. Schrute: If you like James Franco, we really should watch Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
Nellie: Well, he's a genius, you know? He was in graduate programs at Yale, Columbia and NYU all at the same time.
Dwight K. Schrute: Whoopty doo. That doesn't make you a genius.
Nellie: Well, it doesn't make you stupid.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, it does, actually. It makes you real stupid.
Nellie: Oh, stupid like you.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, like you.
Nellie: Like you.
Dwight K. Schrute: You're the stupid one.
Nellie: You're the stupid one.
Dwight K. Schrute: You're the stupid one.
Nellie: You're the stupid one.
Dwight K. Schrute: You, you, you, you...
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