Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1043
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Get the Girl
Nellie: Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: I refuse to be judged by someone that I do not respect. I lost respect for you in Florida. If it was up to me, you would be in jail forever.
Nellie: Dwight, I have completed your evaluation. You're getting a raise.
Dwight K. Schrute: What?
Nellie: Dwight, you carry this company on your massive shoulders. You are our Atlas, and for that do you not think you deserve a raise?
Dwight K. Schrute: There's no limit to what I think I deserve.
Nellie: Then you accept it?
Dwight K. Schrute: Five percent. No less.
Nellie: Absolutely not. Seven percent.
Dwight K. Schrute: Six percent, I know my worth.
Jim: The raise isn't real.
Dwight K. Schrute: Money isn't real ever since we got off the gold standard.
The Office Quotes
‘Get the Girl’ Quotes
Quote from Nellie
Nellie: I grew up poor. I had little formal education. No real skills. I don't work especially hard, and most of my ideas are either unoriginal or total crap. And yet, I walked right into a job for which I was ill-prepared, ill-suited, and somebody else already had, and I got it. If you ask me, that's the American dream right there. Anything can happen to anyone. It's just random.
Quote from Robert
Robert: My point is, there is one person in charge of every office in America, and that person is Charles Darwin. In the end, doesn't he decide who the manager is?
Quote from Nellie
Nellie: That one looks empty.
Jim: No, that's Andy's office.
Nellie: Oh, is it?
[aside to camera:]
Nellie: I have one simple philosophy in business: if the seat is open, the job is open. It's how I came to briefly race a Formula One car. The three slowest laps ever recorded.