Dwight K. Schrute Quote #964
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Pool Party
Dwight K. Schrute: Ugh. Same old party, same old people. Am I right? Reminds me of Phyllis's birthday.
Andy: Ooh, do not remind me of Phyllis's birthday.
Dwight K. Schrute: I know. [laughs] But boy, that Erin. She sure is a ripe little tiger, isn't she? Rawr! And to think, I always thought of her as a second Meredith. Respectfully, I don't want us walking into a similar Angela kind of situation.
Andy: Mmm.
Dwight K. Schrute: So I just want to make sure that you are completely, one hundred percent done with Erin.
Andy: Last I checked, I'm with Jessica. And I like to get my monog on. It's monogamy for my hog 'n me.
Dwight K. Schrute: Not what I asked.
Andy: We're done. Erin and I are over.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. So then you won't mind if tonight I just go crazy on her, just go nuts, rawr! With sex.
Andy: Have at it. Or take it slow. Whatever you guys work out.
Dwight K. Schrute: [sighs] You're an idiot.
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‘Pool Party’ Quotes
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Toby: Note? It's a symphony.
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Toby: I would love that.
[aside to camera:]
Toby: Toby, you are playing a dangerous game. Guess I'm through the gateway now, though, right?
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