Dwight K. Schrute Quote #950
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Mrs. California
Dwight K. Schrute: You're nothing! You're so weak, you call yourself a man? Huh?
Darryl: This doesn't help me. I don't respond to that kind of strategy.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, fine. Finish your set on your own and never come back to my gym again!
Darryl: Dwight, come back and spot me.
Dwight K. Schrute: All right, I'll help you. But first, you gotta tell me what your goal is. What do you want?
Darryl: To push this bar up.
Dwight K. Schrute: No! Because if that was the case, the bar would be up by now. What is your goal?
Darryl: Help me!
Dwight K. Schrute: What do you want!?!
Darryl: To look good for Val!
Dwight K. Schrute: Val Kilmer? I don't buy it. That doesn't make any sense. Wow! I figured out your goal. I am going to make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.
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Darryl: I've been meaning to join a gym for my health. I used to say I wanted to live long enough to see a black president. I didn't realize how easy that would be. So now I want to live long enough to see a really, really gay president. Or a supermodel president. I want to see all the different kinds of presidents.
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Dwight K. Schrute: Standing is proven to be healthier, increases productivity and just looks cooler. Picture someone doing something heroic. Now was he sitting or standing? Not counting FDR.
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Dwight K. Schrute: Obese people in my office are a drain on resources. Chairs wear out faster. It takes more freon to keep them cool. They flush the toilets more often. Plus, their massive BMs bust the rivets on my pipes. But a gym turns fat into cash.