Dwight K. Schrute Quote #867
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager
Pam: Dwight, are you carrying a gun?
Dwight K. Schrute: The holster was a gift from my great-uncle Honk. Um, I don't know. I guess he's saying that he's proud of me.
Andy: Dwight, guns make me really uncomfortable.
Dwight K. Schrute: The gun is just an accessory to the holster, okay? I can't walk around wearing an empty holster.
Pam: Why do you need to wear the holster at all?
Dwight K. Schrute: Why do you need to keep wearing those booby shirts all the time?
Angela: Thank you.
Phyllis: You could put your cell phone in it instead.
Dwight K. Schrute: Uh... hello! [show his phone clipped onto his belt]
Kevin: You could put a banana in it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Why would I put a banana in my holster?
Kevin: In case you weren't hungry now, but you got hungry later.
Pam: Dwight, no gun, okay? Don't make us call Jo.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. All right. Fine. Everyone calm down. Someone get me a banana. Sorry I freaked you guys out - aah! [Dwight goes to flip the gun and it fires near Andy's ear]
Erin: Andy!
Andy: Aah! Aah! It's so loud!
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‘Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager’ Quotes
Quote from Toby
Toby: [excitedly] Oh, I should get the accident report binder. I've never used the gun violence forms before.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I will never be happier than I am right now. I will also never be less happy. I will be at my current maximum happiness for the rest of my life. Because I am manager of the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflin. Acting Manager.
Quote from Jim
Jim: If I had thought that there was a real chance that Dwight would be permanent manager, I would have pre-quit. And you might be saying to yourself, "Well that's pretty premature to think," but I always say, it's better to be pre-pre-preprepared.