Michael Scott Quote #2164
Quote from Michael Scott in Michael's Last Dundies
Michael Scott: Sorry about the delay, everybody. But we were at the DMV waiting in line. [everyone laughs]
DeAngelo: Fall asleep right after sex. Huh, guys?
Jim: Nope, go back to the script.
Michael Scott: There are a lot of great salesmen in this office, but one of our great salesmen is also a great dad. And a close personal friend of mine, Jim Halpert! Best Dad Dundie!
Jim: Wow! I do not parent for an award but I gotta tell you, it feels pretty good. Uh, Cece, if you're watching this at home it's way past your bedtime. By the way how'd this get televised? Thank you.
Michael Scott: Well done.
Jim: I don't know. Maybe being a good dad is just all in your own compass. I don't know. I don't know. Thank you!
Michael : Alright. [Jim leaves the stage to applause]
Pam: You didn't think to mention me, huh?
Jim: Didn't I?
The Office Quotes
‘Michael's Last Dundies’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: So that is how it ends. My last Dundies ever. I was hoping it'd be more like Godfather III. That wrapped up the whole franchise in an extremely satisfying way. But instead it is like Godfather I! That was very confusing, had maybe three big laughs. Oh, well.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: The Dundies are my baby, and they need to go on. When Larry King died they didn't just cancel his show. They got Piers Morgan to come in, and do his show, and that way Larry lives on.
Quote from Andy
Andy: I mean, we actually all really wanna thank you, for everything.
Darryl: [starts playing the tune to Seasons of Love while Andy sits down]
Michael Scott: Oh my God, something's happening.
Andy: [singing] Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! We actually sat down, and did the math.
All: Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's how many minutes, that you've worked here.
Pam: In costumes!
Jim: And impressions!
Toby: In meetings.
Erin and Kelly: And cups of coffee.
Kevin: For birthdays!
Stanley: More meetings and-
Erin & Angela: E-mail forms you made us read.
All: Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's like watching Die Hard, eighty thousand times!
Meredith: You hit me with your car!
Ryan: You helped me get off drugs!
Creed: I watch you when you sleep.
Oscar: I forgive you for kissing me!
All: Remember to call.
Darryl: You've got to remember to call.
All: Remember to call.
Andy: Love is a gift from up above.
All: Remember to call.
Kelly and Erin: Text or call or e-mail or call.
DeAngelo: Measure... Measure your life in love!
All: Remember to call.
DeAngelo: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All: Remember to call.
DeAngelo: Yeah, yeah. You've got to remember to call.
All: Remember to call.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: [choked up] Yeah, okay. [pauses, then takes a deep breath] Well this is gonna hurt like a mother[bleep].