Michael Scott Quote #2161
Quote from Michael Scott in Michael's Last Dundies
DeAngelo: Ugh, I gotta find Michael Scott. And then I gotta, get him to the Dundies! [to Angela] Hey, can you help me find Michael Scott Angela?
Michael Scott: [as Angela] My boyfriend can, he's a state senator.
DeAngelo: Mmhmm.
Michael Scott: Oh wait, he can't help because that title has no meaning!
Oscar: Try Jim, DeAngelo, he'll be able to help.
DeAngelo: Jim. Do you know where I can find Michael Scott?
Michael Scott: [as Jim] I totally don't know where Michael is, dude. Hey you wanna listen to some records?
DeAngelo: No one is listening to me. I'm running out of time.
Michael Scott: [as Phyllis] Well, what are you talking about? [cracking noise] Oh! Oh! [falls onto the ground] I've fallen and I can't get up!
DeAngelo: Maybe I just need to look into my heart. [in the bathroom in front of the mirror] DeAngelo, where is Michael Scott? [his reflection in the mirror turns around, revealing him to be Michael]
Michael Scott: I'm here. In a good way! I've been here the whole time.
The Office Quotes
‘Michael's Last Dundies’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: So that is how it ends. My last Dundies ever. I was hoping it'd be more like Godfather III. That wrapped up the whole franchise in an extremely satisfying way. But instead it is like Godfather I! That was very confusing, had maybe three big laughs. Oh, well.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: The Dundies are my baby, and they need to go on. When Larry King died they didn't just cancel his show. They got Piers Morgan to come in, and do his show, and that way Larry lives on.
Quote from Andy
Andy: I mean, we actually all really wanna thank you, for everything.
Darryl: [starts playing the tune to Seasons of Love while Andy sits down]
Michael Scott: Oh my God, something's happening.
Andy: [singing] Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! We actually sat down, and did the math.
All: Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's how many minutes, that you've worked here.
Pam: In costumes!
Jim: And impressions!
Toby: In meetings.
Erin and Kelly: And cups of coffee.
Kevin: For birthdays!
Stanley: More meetings and-
Erin & Angela: E-mail forms you made us read.
All: Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's like watching Die Hard, eighty thousand times!
Meredith: You hit me with your car!
Ryan: You helped me get off drugs!
Creed: I watch you when you sleep.
Oscar: I forgive you for kissing me!
All: Remember to call.
Darryl: You've got to remember to call.
All: Remember to call.
Andy: Love is a gift from up above.
All: Remember to call.
Kelly and Erin: Text or call or e-mail or call.
DeAngelo: Measure... Measure your life in love!
All: Remember to call.
DeAngelo: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All: Remember to call.
DeAngelo: Yeah, yeah. You've got to remember to call.
All: Remember to call.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: [choked up] Yeah, okay. [pauses, then takes a deep breath] Well this is gonna hurt like a mother[bleep].