Andy Quote #327
Quote from Andy in Garage Sale
Andy: [in a Texan accent] Hmm, I'm gonna play me a little ol' black mail card .
Kevin: Nice.
Andy: And call a proxy meeting to take control of Ewing Oil once and for all.
Kevin: No, you can't do that. You can't play a black mail card and call a proxy meeting in the same turn.
Andy: Why not? Seems to me we're just making up rules cause somebody forgot to staple the rulebook to the inside of the game like a normal human being.
Darryl: [also in a Texan accent] And I'm gonna play this here, "Share the wealth" card.
Andy: Oooh.
Darryl: Which entitles me to half of both of y'alls money, so if you don't mind...
Kevin: No, this card is from the wrong game. This is from "The Game of Life".
Darryl: It was in the box.
Andy: Well played.
Darryl: Thank you.
Andy: We must honorably adhere to the rules we are making up on the spot.
Kevin: No, but that's not fair.
Andy: Well that's Dallas.
Darryl: Dallas indeed.
The Office Quotes
‘Garage Sale’ Quotes
Quote from Kevin
Andy: Oh, my gosh. You have the Dallas board game?
Kevin: Yeah, when I was a kid I was on Dallas.
Andy: Really?
Kevin: Yeah. We missed our connecting flight and we spent the entire day on Dallas. Then we spent a week on Hawaii. I was on heaven.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Schrutes are farmers by hobby and traders by trade. Through the art of the swap, I will walk out of this garage sale with the finest item here.
Quote from Michael Scott
[The employees are all gathered in the kitchen holding candles]
Holly: Hi guys.
Michael Scott: This is where our love faces its toughest test. After this, its just smooth sailing for the rest of our lives.
Jim: Holly, will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Stanley: Marry me, Holly.
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That guy's got more than he can handle as it is.
Oscar: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That marriage would be a sham.
Gabe: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: Easy no.
Angela: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: That would be hot. I would pay to see that.
Ryan: Will you marry me, Holly?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: Only one that I was kind of worried about.
[Michael opens the door to the annex, which is decked out with candles, especially Holly's desk]
Michael Scott: This is where I fell in love with you. And this is where I ask you to marry me. It started with.. [fire sprinklers go on, they both start laughing; as Yoda:] Holly Flax, marrying me will you be?
Holly: Your wife becoming me will I.