Michael Scott Quote #2132
Quote from Michael Scott in Todd Packer
Todd: You're looking at the new face of corporate. Gonna put the "ass", in Tallahassee!
Michael Scott: Yes, about that.
Todd: Well we gotta go out and celebrate, tonight!
Michael Scott: Well, I don't know if that's a good idea.
Todd: Do you have a ball and chain?
Michael Scott: No, nothing like that at all.
Todd: Listen, I'm gonna tell you something that none of these people have the stones to tell you. It's your girlfriend. She's uptight.
Michael Scott: Sorry?
Todd: I know this stuff can hurt, but I wish someone had said something to me about my ex-wife. All I'm saying is about a month or so, have you down to Florida, I'll introduce you to all the local [spanks the air] talent.
Michael Scott: ... Sounds great.
Todd: It's gonna be so good.
Michael Scott: That is. It's gonna be awesome. I think you're really going to enjoy it down there.
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‘Todd Packer’ Quotes
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Quote from Holly
Holly: I'm sorry about your friend.
Michael Scott: Nah, he's an ass.
Holly: [Brahmin accent] You are.
Michael Scott: [Brahmin accent] You are.
Holly: What are you wicked smart?
Michael Scott: No you are.
Holly: Who are?
Michael Scott: [kisses her, speaks normally] You are.
Quote from Jim
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Dwight K. Schrute: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: He... It's a crime fighting beaver.