Dwight K. Schrute Quote #736
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Nepotism
Pam: Dwight is about to get so Pammed.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey, did you SMS text message me?
Pam: Yeah, I wanted to show you something in the lobby. Come on.
Dwight K. Schrute: [as elevator doors won't shut] Okay, that's weird. Just hitting "door closed." What?
Pam: There we go.
Dwight K. Schrute: Is this elevator going up? Hey, the elevator is disobeying us! [elevator stops between floors] Okay, okay. We are stuck. We are stuck. Hank, Hank! Can you hear us? Oh, my God. Okay. Emergency protocol.
Pam: Let's just- Let's just calm down.
Dwight K. Schrute: Pam, try and pry open those front doors, immediately.
Pam: I don't-
Dwight K. Schrute: Use your talons! Pry 'em open! [starts to urinate in elevator corner]
Pam: Okay, Dwi- Oh, my God!
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, don't look, freak!
Pam: Dwight, what are you doing!? We've only been in here for, like, two seconds!
Dwight K. Schrute: I've got 56 ounces of fluid in my bladder! And we have to establish a pee corner!
Pam: You've gotta be kidding me.
The Office Quotes
‘Nepotism’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I suppose summer had to end sometime. It's sad, though, because I had a great summer. I got West Nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected even though I peed on it. Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: This summer, I did the minority executive training program at Yale. You guys, I'm, like, really smart now. You don't even know. You could ask me, "Kelly, what's the biggest company in the world?" And I'd be like, "blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah," giving you the exact right answer.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Would have been nice to work with my family. It would have been nice if Luke had been able to stay here. But he couldn't. These things seldom work out. I don't know how Ringling Brothers do it. Night after night, town after town, all across America. You would think they'd be sick of each other by now. But, clearly, they make it work. And my hat's off to them.