Dwight K. Schrute Quote #691
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in St. Patrick's Day
Dwight K. Schrute: Must be amazing being a father right, a miracle of life?
Jim: It is. Big time.
Dwight K. Schrute: Ah, that baby is just discovering the whole wide world right now.
Jim: Pretty amazing.
Dwight K. Schrute: What up is, what down is, who Mom is, who Dad is. Must be tough being here with all that going on.
Jim: Oh, it's tough being here for a lot of reasons.
Dwight K. Schrute: I mean, you're here at work, and the baby thinks that the refrigerator is its father.
Jim: Is that what happened to you?
Dwight K. Schrute: I'll tell you what happened to me. I didn't see my father for the first two years of my life. I thought my mother was my father, and my wet-nurse was my mother.
Jim: That's a common mistake.
Dwight K. Schrute: Turned out fine for me. But Mose? Oh. Same story, different ending.
The Office Quotes
‘St. Patrick's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: They say that no man is an island. False! I am an island and this island is volcanic. And it is about to erupt with the molten hot lava of strategy!
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: It is St. Patrick's Day, and here in Scranton that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.
Quote from Andy
Andy: Erin and I have our first date tonight, and it has to be perfect. Why? Because according to How I Met Your Mother, that's the date that your kids are going to wait patiently to hear about, and you better have a good story for them.