Dwight K. Schrute Quote #686

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Delivery

Isabel: Hello? Dwight? What, what are you doing here?
Dwight K. Schrute: Isabel. Hello... Yeah, the uh, kitchen was disgusting, so...
Isabel: Wow, ha. New cabinets.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yup.
Isabel: All I did was bring macaroni and cheese. Where's the fridge?
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, it's in the backyard. I'll take this.
Isabel: Oh. Well, I'll let you get back to it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey, listen. I know that I'm an adult, but maybe I could come by sometime for a teeth cleaning. You know, just for fun.
Isabel: Well, adults are supposed to go to the dentist, too.
Dwight K. Schrute: Are they now? Ha ha. How some people spend their money, right? Ha ha.
Isabel: Yeah.
Dwight K. Schrute: Alright. I'll call you, kid.
Isabel: Do that.


 ‘The Delivery’ Quotes

Quote from Andy

Andy: Guys, word of advice. Speaking as a former baby. Don't get too hung up on baby names. I was named Walter Jr. after my father until I was about six or so, when my parents changed their minds.
Erin: I thought you said your younger brother was named Walter Jr.
Andy: My brother was born, and my parents felt he better exemplified the Walter Jr. name, so they gave it to him. I was given Andrew, which they got out of a baby name book.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Yesterday, I was dispatched to Jim and Pam's house to find Pam's iPod. I searched everywhere, but I didn't find it. What I did find, was mold, and lots of it. So, I did what anyone would do. Read a book, had a bath, I got a good night's sleep, and I made plans to eradicate it. I also made plans to ask Jim where he bought his marvelous sheets. Time to get to work.

Quote from Kevin

Pam: Kevin, you're such a gourmand.
Kevin: I cooked my way through Julia Childs' cookbook, and now, I'm halfway through the Twilight cookbook. Last night, I had Edward's corn flake chicken.
Pam: Hmm.
[aside to camera:]
Kevin: Pregnant Pam and I, we get hungry at the same times, so we've been eating together a lot. Not all meals. Just second breakfast, lunch, second lunch, and first dinner.