Michael Scott Quote #1829
Quote from Michael Scott in The Delivery
Jim: How are we doing on contractions?
Michael Scott: Two minutes apart.
Jim: Two minutes...
Pam: Oh, God. Oh, no.
Jim: Michael, I told you.
Michael Scott: It's okay.
Jim: No, I told you to warn me at five minutes.
Pam: Jim, we waited too long!
Michael Scott: I know, I know, I know. It went by too soon.
Jim: We waited too long! Two minutes doesn't do us any good. Well, what happened to four and three minutes?
Michael Scott: We're okay, Jim! Okay, Pamela. You know what time it is?
Pam: I don't want to have my baby here.
Michael Scott: You're not going to. You know where you're going?
Pam: The hospital.
Michael Scott: Yes, you are. And you know what you're going to have?
Pam: A baby.
Michael Scott: Yes! We're going to the hospital and we're going to have a baby.
The Office Quotes
‘The Delivery’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: Guys, word of advice. Speaking as a former baby. Don't get too hung up on baby names. I was named Walter Jr. after my father until I was about six or so, when my parents changed their minds.
Erin: I thought you said your younger brother was named Walter Jr.
Andy: My brother was born, and my parents felt he better exemplified the Walter Jr. name, so they gave it to him. I was given Andrew, which they got out of a baby name book.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Yesterday, I was dispatched to Jim and Pam's house to find Pam's iPod. I searched everywhere, but I didn't find it. What I did find, was mold, and lots of it. So, I did what anyone would do. Read a book, had a bath, I got a good night's sleep, and I made plans to eradicate it. I also made plans to ask Jim where he bought his marvelous sheets. Time to get to work.
Quote from Kevin
Pam: Kevin, you're such a gourmand.
Kevin: I cooked my way through Julia Childs' cookbook, and now, I'm halfway through the Twilight cookbook. Last night, I had Edward's corn flake chicken.
Pam: Hmm.
[aside to camera:]
Kevin: Pregnant Pam and I, we get hungry at the same times, so we've been eating together a lot. Not all meals. Just second breakfast, lunch, second lunch, and first dinner.