Michael Scott Quote #1789
Quote from Michael Scott in The Banker
Michael Scott: Sittin' in my office with a plate of grilled bacon. Called my man, Dwight, just to see what was shakin'.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yo, Mike, our town is dope and pretty.
Michael Scott: So check out how we live
Both: in the Electric City!
Michael Scott: They call it Scranton!
Dwight K. Schrute: What?
Michael Scott: The Electric City. Scranton!
Dwight K. Schrute: What?
Michael Scott: The Electric City. Lazy Scranton, the Electric City. They call it that 'cause of the electricity. The city's laid out from East to West and our public parks are libraries are truly the best. Call poison control if you're bitten by a spider.
Dwight K. Schrute: But check that it's covered by your
Both: Healthcare Provider!
Michael Scott: Plenty of space in the parking lot.
Dwight K. Schrute: But the little cars go in the compact spot!
Both: Spot. Spot. Spot. Spot. Spot.
Michael Scott: Snack attack time.
Dwight K. Schrute: Don't lose your head.
Michael Scott: We like Cugino's
Both: for the tasty bread.
Michael Scott: They call it Scranton!
Dwight K. Schrute: What?
Michael Scott: The Electric City. Scranton!
Dwight K. Schrute: What?
Michael Scott: The Electric City. Scranton!
Dwight K. Schrute: What?
Michael Scott: The Electric City. Scranton!
Dwight K. Schrute: What?
Michael Scott: The Electric City. Scranton!
Dwight K. Schrute: [pause] What?
Michael Scott: Ugh.
The Office Quotes
‘The Banker’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Dunder Mifflin is about to be sold. But first an investment banker has to drop by and sign off on our branch. And I'm pretty nervous about it. And I'm making some cosmetic tweaks to help create a more appealing environment. Is that dishonest? Well, think of it this way, when you look in the mirror and you see your push-up bra and your fake eyelashes and your make-up and your press-on nails, the principles that I am applying to the office are the same ones that have made Lady Gaga a star or any number of drag queens.
Quote from Pam
Pam: It might seem crazy, but since there's no one left in New York, Michael is Dunder Mifflin's highest ranking employee. So, that's where we are.
Quote from Michael Scott
Eric: Hi -
Dwight K. Schrute: [robotic voice over the PA system] Hello, Eric Ward. Welcome to Dunder Mifflin. I am Computron, your answer to everything.
Eric: Hello.
Michael Scott: [entering on a Segway] I see you've met Computron, our virtual helper. I'm Michael Scott. Welcome. Welcome. Computron is just one of the many modern devices that I have incorporated into the office. Watch this. Computron?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes.
Michael Scott: What is the world's largest ocean?
Dwight K. Schrute: Calculating. Calculating. Pacific!
Michael Scott: Pacific Ocean. Pretty cool, huh?
Andy: Great news, Michael. We're now the official paper supplier of the NFL.
Michael Scott: That is fantastic. It's good, but it's not good enough. Keep working. And here's Pam. She's our international sales consultant.
Pam: Hello.
Dwight K. Schrute: The NFL celebrated its 50th anniversary in 1972.
Pam: Hola. Bonjour. Ni Hao.