Dwight K. Schrute Quote #655
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Scott's Tots
[Dwight is listening to the pen recording of Jim and David's phone conversation]
David: Jim, I bumped you up because I thought you could make my life easier. If you can't do that, we're going to have a separate discussion.
Jim: All right, it will not happen again. I promise.
David: Uh, hey, I'm sorry. I'm taking this out on you.
Dwight K. Schrute: No!
David: It's been crazy here. You know I think you're doing a great job, right?
Dwight K. Schrute: What?
Jim: Yeah. Thank you.
Dwight K. Schrute: No.
David: Okay. Hey, we still on for dinner this weekend?
Dwight K. Schrute: What?
Jim: Yes.
David: Okay.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, you're kidding me!
Jim: See you.
Dwight K. Schrute: Damn it!
The Office Quotes
‘Scott's Tots’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Mikela: You lied to us.
Michael Scott: I lied to myself too. I'm not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn't even close. And then I thought maybe by the time I was 40. But by 40, I had less money than when I was 30. Maybe by my 50s, I don't know. I wanted to pay for your education. I really did. It was my dream. Some people have evil dreams, some people have selfish dreams or wet dreams. My dream was in the right place.
Quote from Stanley
Pam: What's "Scott's Tots?"
Stanley: [breaking out laughing] Has it really been ten years?
[aside to camera:]
Stanley: [holding up a newspaper] "Local businessman pledges college tuition to third graders" [laughs]
Quote from Andy
Andy: Dr. Tuna, MD, I have some terrible news.
Jim: Wait, are you the patient or the doctor?
Andy: The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of the Mondays.
Jim: Wow. What do you put our chances at?
Andy: 0%, unless we perform an immediate emergency morale transplant, stat!
Jim: Hmm, sounds risky.
Andy: Don't worry. There is a surefire cure. Employee of the Month. Every awesome place I've worked has had one.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, AIG, my summer at Enron.