Michael Scott Quote #1744
Quote from Michael Scott in Shareholder Meeting
Alan: Okay. We're gonna take a 15 minute break and then we're gonna answer more questions.
Fourth Shareholder: You haven't said anything yet and we're headed for bankruptcy.
Michael Scott: Yeah, well, that's not gonna happen. That's not gonna happen. We'll be back with some answers. I- Okay. I know that you're mad at me and you're mad at all them -
Fourth Shareholder: How are you gonna fix the company?
Michael Scott: Okay. Alright. We are gonna- We're gonna go out there during this break and we are gonna come back with a plan. We're gonna come back with a plan for you. It's a 45 day plan. 45 days to get us back on track. 45 points. It's a 45 day/45 point. One point per day. We get the 45 points we are back in business. And you can take that to the bank. And Limo Lady, we are going completely carbon neutral. I love you, New York! [To rancorous applause, Michael does the spin, leads the stage and then runs back across] You. You.
The Office Quotes
‘Shareholder Meeting’ Quotes
Quote from Oscar
Oscar: The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is DMI. Do you know what that stands for? Dummies, morons and idiots. Because that's what you'd have to be to own it. And, as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers.
Quote from Andy
Oscar: These questions are bush league.
Andy: You should get up and say something. You've got to be true to what's in there. Don't be a wuss.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: I've always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. In high school I organized a walk out over standardized testing. Got over 500 students to just skip the SATs. At the last second I chickened out, took it anyway, got a 1220, always regretted it. I feel lachrymose.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Woman: I'm just gonna run to the bathroom. Will you save my place?
Man: Sure.
Dwight K. Schrute: No. You will not.
Woman: Excuse me?
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, I'm sorry. Were you raised in a household with no consequences?
Woman: It'll just be a second.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh. If onlys and justs were candies and nuts then every day would be Erntedankfest.