Michael Scott Quote #1697
Quote from Michael Scott in Double Date
Michael Scott: Hey, would you guys ever do a triathlon, do you think?
Pam: Maybe.
Michael Scott: Helene?
Helene: Oh, oh no. I don't think so.
Michael Scott: I am. I'm definitely going to do it. I've already got the run and the bike thing down. Just need to learn how to swim. Come on, you in?
Helene: No, no, I think a triathlon is pretty much something I can rule out. It just- Doesn't interest me.
Michael Scott: So it's a matter of interest. Good, okay. It's not anything you would have ever done.
Helene: Hmm. I might have done it when I was younger, but now there's just other things I'd rather be doing than running and jumping and swimming.
Michael Scott: Well there's no jumping in a triathlon.
Helene: Oh.
Michael Scott: You're thinking of the broad jump. Would you try bungee jumping?
Helene: No, no.
Michael Scott: Snowboarding?
Helene: You want to go snowboarding?
Michael Scott: I might. I might.
The Office Quotes
‘Double Date’ Quotes
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Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: As I watched Pam's big, strong hand coming towards my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover-car and a hover-house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together. And I am happy and I am rich and I never die. It doesn't sound like much, but its enough for me.
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