Dwight K. Schrute Quote #635
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Double Date
Andy: Hey. Oh, hold on a second. Do not walk around with your jacket cattywampus.
Dwight K. Schrute: [straightens Andy's tie] And that needs to be straight as an arrow.
Andy: Whoa, thank you very much. [takes off Dwight's glasses and blows on them] Oh boy.
Dwight K. Schrute: Thank you very much for that.
Andy: [puts Dwight's glasses back on Dwight's face] You are very welcome.
Dwight K. Schrute: [pulls out Andy's chair] Have a seat. Allow me.
Andy: [pulls out Dwight's chair] Have a seat yourself.
Dwight K. Schrute: You know what? I am going to preemptively change the batteries in your wireless mouse.
Andy: Not necessary.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, no, no! [runs away with Andy's mouse]
Andy: You didn't have to do that.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: Andy is complicating things. But I'm not worried. This will only up my game.
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‘Double Date’ Quotes
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
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