Dwight K. Schrute Quote #631
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Double Date
Dwight K. Schrute: Good morning, Michael.
Michael Scott: Morning, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hungry?
Michael Scott: No. I had a fish stick sandwich. Actually, I had two fish stick sandwiches. My girlfriend didn't want hers. Because I guess I'm the only aphrodisiac she needs.
Dwight K. Schrute: Fish sticks are not an aphrodisiac.
Michael Scott: Yeah-
Dwight K. Schrute: You're thinking of deer penis.
Michael Scott: It worked.
Dwight K. Schrute: Regardless. That was over two hours ago and it is now a scientific fact that you are hungry. Bagel?
Michael Scott: I don't mind if I do.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. I brought cheese too.
Michael Scott: I'm taking one for my lady friend.
Dwight K. Schrute: Excellent.
Michael Scott: Brain food. Thank you very much.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. [on the way out] You owe me.
The Office Quotes
‘Double Date’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is a recipe for a ghost.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: As I watched Pam's big, strong hand coming towards my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what? I have four kids. And I have a hover-car and a hover-house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends and our kids play together. And I am happy and I am rich and I never die. It doesn't sound like much, but its enough for me.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Geez. When did everyone get so cynical?