Dwight K. Schrute Quote #606
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Niagara
Michael Scott: Dwight. Dwight, Dwight. I need to stay in your room.
Dwight K. Schrute: No way. What if I meet someone?
Michael Scott: I'm staying in your- Come on, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, no.
Michael Scott: I would do the same for you.
Dwight K. Schrute: You would?
Michael Scott: Yes.
Dwight K. Schrute: Really?
Michael Scott: Yes... just go--
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait a second. Oh. No, no, no. This must be some kind of mistake. This reservation seems to be under an M. Scott. This must be yours.
Michael Scott: Oh. Thank God.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh no. Now that I don't have a room, can I stay with you?
Michael Scott: Um... no. And you know what? I would say yes, but you can't. And I'll tell you why.
Dwight K. Schrute: Please?
Michael Scott: If I have a woman up there and things are getting amorous, she's going to get turned off if she looks in he bathroom and sees you brushing your teeth with butter and clay.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. Okay. A-ha-ha! [rips reservation out of Michael's hand] That was a test and you have failed. For this is my room. You would not share with me.
Michael Scott: I don't have a room?
Dwight K. Schrute: No, you do not.
Michael Scott: Okay. Ooh, you must pass the dungeon wisdom test.'
Dwight K. Schrute: It worked.
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Quote from Kevin
Kevin: I left a pair of dress shoes in a bag outside my door last night to be cleaned and polished, but they haven't been returned yet.
Front Desk Clerk: You must be Mr. Malone. One moment please.
Kevin: Thank you.
Front Desk Clerk: [whispers to manager] Sir, it's the man with the shoes.
Hotel Manager: Mr. Malone, your shoes are gone.
Kevin: They were stolen?
Hotel Manager: No, destroyed.
Kevin: What?
Hotel Manager: When the bag was opened by our shoe shine, the smell overcame him. I too smelled them and made the choice that they must be thrown away. Incinerated actually.
Kevin: But that was my only pair of shoes.
Hotel Manager: It became a safety issue, sir.
Kevin: Well... Well, damn it.
Front Desk Clerk: I can offer you a complimentary breakfast.
Kevin: Okay.