Dwight K. Schrute Quote #605
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Niagara
Michael Scott: Hello. Reservation for Michael Scott.
Front Desk Clerk: One moment while I check.
Dwight K. Schrute: The proximity to the falls makes everything smell like a basement.
Michael Scott: Mmm-hmm.
Front Desk Clerk: I'm sorry, sir, but I'm not seeing you in here. When did you make your reservation?
Michael Scott: I don't have a reservation but I want a room in the Halpert-Beesly block of rooms.
Front Desk Clerk: Oh, okay. Unfortunately, sir, the block only applies to the rate. I'm afraid we're all sold out.
Dwight K. Schrute: Dwight Schrute. I have a reservation. Confirmation number: Romeo. Tango. G7745.
Front Desk Clerk: Yes. Schrute.
Dwight K. Schrute: And I had spoken to Teresa about a room with two safes?
Front Desk Clerk: Sure. No problem.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay.
Front Desk Clerk: Here's your key, Mr. Schrute.
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Jim: Absolutely. 'Cause not everyone knows and some people might be offended.
Angela: Decent people everywhere will be offended.
Pam: Well, we're thinking of my grandmother who we haven't told and is very old-fashioned.
Angela: Well, you're lucky you have a grandmother. Some of us have to be our own grandmothers.
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Quote from Kevin
Kevin: I left a pair of dress shoes in a bag outside my door last night to be cleaned and polished, but they haven't been returned yet.
Front Desk Clerk: You must be Mr. Malone. One moment please.
Kevin: Thank you.
Front Desk Clerk: [whispers to manager] Sir, it's the man with the shoes.
Hotel Manager: Mr. Malone, your shoes are gone.
Kevin: They were stolen?
Hotel Manager: No, destroyed.
Kevin: What?
Hotel Manager: When the bag was opened by our shoe shine, the smell overcame him. I too smelled them and made the choice that they must be thrown away. Incinerated actually.
Kevin: But that was my only pair of shoes.
Hotel Manager: It became a safety issue, sir.
Kevin: Well... Well, damn it.
Front Desk Clerk: I can offer you a complimentary breakfast.
Kevin: Okay.