Michael Scott Quote #1536

Quote from Michael Scott in Casual Friday

Michael Scott: Okay. Pam, pros.
Jim: Mm-hmm.
Michael Scott: I like her. I think that she is a fast learner. Cons, she doesn't always follow through. Sh- New York and the whole art school thing. And Roy. She has a weird voice.
Jim: That's not true.
Michael Scott: I don't need to tell you that.
Jim: I think she'd be a really good salesperson.
Michael Scott: I don't think you are being totally impartial though, because you haven't said one bad thing about Pam.
Jim: And I won't.
Michael Scott: Okay. So be it, then you've lost credibility. And I'm going to go with my guy, and that's Ryan.
Jim: All right. You're right, sometimes when she's tired, she can be a little bit shrill. But that's not a weird voice.
Michael Scott: Oh, wow! Whoa!
Jim: Take it easy.
Michael Scott: Ho-ho, man! Wow. [in a high-pitched voice] Honey! I want you to bring the garbage out. 'Cause I'm not going to have sex with you unless you bring out the garbage.

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 ‘Casual Friday’ Quotes

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: I have a very difficult decision to make. It's like last week I was at the video store. Do I rent Devil Wears Prada again? Or do I finally get around to seeing Sophie's Choice? It is what you would call a classic difficult decision.

Quote from Phyllis

Pam: [laughs] Boscov's at the Steamtown Mall?
Phyllis: It sure looked good on the mannequin.
Pam: Well, you have good taste.
Phyllis: Well, thanks. I sure wish I had more time to talk to my clients, though.
Pam: What?
Phyllis: Isn't that what you said to a bunch of my clients when you were stealing them? That I didn't have enough time for them?
Pam: Oh, I, um...
Phyllis: Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout.

Quote from Angela

Angela: The man is wearing sandals. I don't need to see Oscar's toes at work. Gross! I mean he looks like he just got off the boat.
Toby: Can't you just not look at his feet?
Angela: Excuse me? Oh. You're so educated, aren't you Toby? So trained to deal with a hysterical woman. I don't want to look at his feet. Do your job!