Jim Quote #309
Jim: All right, Charles, I got to be honest, I think we really got off on the wrong foot here. And truth be told, I'm a smart guy. And a hard-worker and a great number two for the office.
Charles: Number two?
Jim: Second in command to Michael.
Charles: Oh, I didn't know that position existed.
Jim: Oh, that's because at first, it was a made up position for Dwight, just to make him feel better. Assistant to the regional manager. But then he lost that and Michael gave it to me.
Charles: So you're the assistant to the regional manager?
Jim: Assistant regional manager.
Charles: Any responsibilities come with it?
Jim: No, not exactly.
Charles: Do you want to keep this made up position? It's important to you?
Jim: All right. I will just- I will let you get back to it.
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