Michael Scott Quote #1435
Quote from Michael Scott in New Boss
Kevin: Michael, I just realized that I used the 2008 calendar to do the spreadsheets for January and February. I may need to come in this weekend to fix it.
Michael Scott: Do some overtime? You wanna do some overtime this weekend? You know what, Kevin, I applaud your initiative. Yes, you may-
Charles: Uh, no. Sorry, Michael. No, Kevin, right? I'm gonna need you to do that during office hours.
Kevin: Okay. Okay.
Michael Scott: Kevin, this is my branch. You don't ask Charles, you ask me. I say "approved".
Charles: That's not the way it's going to work.
Michael Scott: Yes, it is.
Charles: No, it is not.
Michael Scott: No, it is not.
Charles: Okay, so we're on the same page, great.
Michael Scott: Okay, so we're on the same page, great.
Charles: Okay, Michael, what are you doing?
Michael Scott: Okay, Michael, what are you doing?
Charles: No, seriously.
Michael Scott: No, seriously.
Charles: How old are you?
Michael Scott: How old are you?
The Office Quotes
‘New Boss’ Quotes
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Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, Michael, come on, no. You have to charm them.
Receptionist: [answering phone] David Wallace's office.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey there, gorgeous. How you doing today?
Receptionist: I'm good, thank you.
Dwight K. Schrute: How's it hanging?
Receptionist: All right.
Dwight K. Schrute: Good. Listen. My name is Michael Scotch. And I just wanted to say that I've got David Wallace's son in the trunk of my car. If he doesn't get on this phone in five seconds-
Michael Scott: What are you doing? God! Oh, my God!