Michael Scott Quote #1429
Quote from Michael Scott in New Boss
Michael Scott: You're not from paper?
Charles: No.
Michael Scott: Does David know this?
Charles: Yeah, he knows. He just wants a good manager.
Michael Scott: Well, that actually is a excellent segue into really what is my only point. And that is- I don't need to be managed, Charles. And if you want to pick up some tips, observing here and taking them to the other branches, it's all good. But... Jan would mostly come by when she was super horny. And Ryan would come by to visit his parents and do laundry. So... Are we clear?
Charles: That's not how I plan on doing things.
Michael Scott: Okay. Okay. Well, I'll just bounce that off David, see if it comes back.
Charles: I'll tell David what he needs to know. Sorry. David wants it this way.
Michael Scott: Well, Whatever David wants.
The Office Quotes
‘New Boss’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: [on the phone] Michael Scott calling for David. Tell him to call me ASAP as possible.
Quote from Pam
Pam: I can tell Michael's mood by which comedy routine he chooses to do. The more infantile, the more upset he is. And he just skipped the Ace Ventura talking butt thing. He never skips it. This is bad.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, Michael, come on, no. You have to charm them.
Receptionist: [answering phone] David Wallace's office.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hey there, gorgeous. How you doing today?
Receptionist: I'm good, thank you.
Dwight K. Schrute: How's it hanging?
Receptionist: All right.
Dwight K. Schrute: Good. Listen. My name is Michael Scotch. And I just wanted to say that I've got David Wallace's son in the trunk of my car. If he doesn't get on this phone in five seconds-
Michael Scott: What are you doing? God! Oh, my God!