Pam Quote #228

Quote from Pam in Blood Drive

Phone Salesman: How about I make an appointment to come back? That way, I know he'll be here.
Pam: That is a great idea.
Phone Salesman: Great.
Pam: [leafing through Michael's appointment book] Um, oh boy, let's see, he's really...
Jim: Michael Scott, manager. Hi, how are ya?
Pam: There he is!
Phone Salesman: Oh, hi! Great.
Jim: Nice to meet you, yeah. Whew! I can assure you we don't need a new system though. Happy with ours.
Michael Scott: Hello, may I help you?
Jim: Jimbo!
Michael Scott: ...Jim.
Jim: [impersonating Fonzie] Ayyyy!
Michael Scott: Ayyyy!
Pam: Ayyyy!
Michael Scott: Ayyyy!
Jim: Ayyyy!
Dwight K. Schrute: Ayyyy!
Jim, Pam, Michael and Dwight K. Schrute: Ayyyy!
Phone Salesman: Okay. I'm, uh, I'll be going.
Jim, Pam, Michael and Dwight K. Schrute: Ayyyy!
Michael Scott: [laughing] What was that?
Pam: That was funny.
Michael Scott: That was funny. Let's go do it to somebody else. Ayyyy!


 ‘Blood Drive’ Quotes

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Dwight K. Schrute: Having trouble finding a vein?
Nurse: Yup, a little.
Dwight K. Schrute: How about now?
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: I've trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself.

Quote from Pam

Phone Salesman: Hi.
Pam: Good morning, can I help you?
Phone Salesman: Yes, I'm from Techstar about a new phone system for you. I was wondering if I could talk to Michael Scott.
Pam: I'm sorry, he's not in right now.
Phone Salesman: Really? He's never around when I come by.
Pam: Shoot.
[aside to camera:]
Pam: They have new phone systems now that can ring directly to a salesman, or someone presses star and they go to accounting, basically 95% of my job. But I'd like to see a machine that puts out candy for everyone. ... Vending machine.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: These people need love and I am going to get it for them. Who cares if we sell a little bit less paper today? A great boss cares more about the happiness of his employees then anything else. I am going to be Cupid, and I am going to shoot my sparrow at unsuspecting victims, and they are going to get hit and say, "Ah! I'm in love. I was hit by cupid's sparrow." Funny little bird, but he gets the job done.