Michael Scott Quote #1383

Quote from Michael Scott in Lecture Circuit: Part 2

Michael Scott: She has a boyfriend.
Pam: I'm so sorry, Michael.
Michael Scott: How could she do this to me, Pam?
Pam: She's not doing it to hurt you.
Michael Scott: I can't do the presentation. I can't. Just- Oh. Thinking about seeing him and thinking about him getting to hold her and getting to kiss her. It's just- Wow.
Pam: Listen, when Jim was dating Karen, I didn't want to come to work. It was awful. I hated it. I wanted to quit, but-
Michael Scott: Please, come on, I'm going through something, okay?
Pam: You know, when Holly gets back, everyone'll tell her what a great job you did. And then she'll realize what she's missing.
Michael Scott: And then she'll move back to Scranton. And her boyfriend will die.
Pam: Yeah. Maybe. Maybe. One step at a time. You can do this.
Michael Scott: I can do this.


 ‘Lecture Circuit: Part 2’ Quotes

Quote from Pam

Pam: That was weird, huh? It's all part of the presentation. It was confusing, right? Because confusing situations happen to us all the time in our jobs. I'm just trying to bridge the gap between what just happened, and the fact that I'm going to be doing the rest of the presentation. [as Forrest Gump] Sales is like a box of chocolates. You never know which vendor you're gonna get. Forrest Gump.

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute

Jim: Is there a birthday that you remember that you loved?
Dwight K. Schrute: Here's one. It was dark, warm, wet. A sudden burst of light. An intense pressure like I'd never felt before. Father, dressed in white, pulls me forward. Mother bites the cord.
Jim: Stop. Forever stop that story. That's disgusting, and it doesn't count.

Quote from Andy

Angela: Hello, everyone. Oh, ice cream. Nice, Kevin. Looks good.
Oscar: Angela, you're more chipper than usual.
Angela: I am proud to announce that there is a new addition to the Martin family. She's hypoallergenic. She doesn't struggle when you try to dress her. She's a third-generation show cat. Her father was in Meet the Parents. Needless to say, she was very, very expensive.
Meredith: How much?
Angela: $7,000.
Creed: For a cat? I could get you a kid for that.
Oscar: Where'd you get the money?
Angela: I sold Andy's engagement ring on eBay.
Kevin: Wait, you didn't give it back?
Angela: He wouldn't have wanted that. Her name is Princess Lady!
Meredith: Seven grand. I gotta see that little bitch.