Dwight K. Schrute Quote #440
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Customer Survey
Dwight K. Schrute: Get in.
Jim: Are you serious?
Dwight K. Schrute: Get in!
Jim: Okay, what are you-
Dwight K. Schrute: Ssh. [starts playing "Centerfold" by The J. Geils Band] They might be listening to us. They might be listening to us!
Jim: Who's "they"?
Dwight K. Schrute: Customer service might be monitoring this conversation.
Jim: In this car?
Dwight K. Schrute: You never know, better safe than sorry.
Jim: What are you thinking here?
Dwight K. Schrute: Who stands to benefit from our downfall?
Jim: The mob? Maybe NASA.
Dwight K. Schrute: Could be the mob. But then Dunder Mifflin would need to be a front for money laundering, and there's little evidence of that.
Jim: Is there some evidence?
The Office Quotes
‘Customer Survey’ Quotes
Quote from Darryl
Darryl: I was there. That dude is not engaged. I'm not a big believer in therapy, but I'll go into my own pockets to cover his co-pay.
Quote from Angela
Angela: OK, fine. You can have your tent, but only if it's in a field. A hand-plowed field.
Andy: Done, and done-er.
Angela: There has to be a barn that's old enough that you can see the stars through the roof slats when you lay on your back. And antique tools to look at when you roll over.
Andy: Do you have a specific place in mind?
Angela: But anything within a 5 to 8 mile radius is acceptable.
Andy: On it!
Quote from Jim
Michael Scott: Jimbo, let's do this thang.
Jim: That is me. Wish me luck.
Dwight K. Schrute: No way.
Pam: [on Bluetooth speaker] Good luck.
Jim: Thanks.
Dwight K. Schrute: Didn't say anything.
Pam: Love you.
Jim: Love you too.
Dwight K. Schrute: What do you think I am saying to you?
Jim: Not talking to you.