Jim Quote #266

Quote from Jim in Customer Survey

Michael Scott: [to Dwight] It's up to you to change his mind.
Jim: Sorry. That was a family emergency.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, no. What's wrong?
Jim: You know what, that's private.
Michael Scott: Boundaries, Dwight. Come on!
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm sorry, Mr. Buttlicker. As I was saying, we're having-
Jim: You'll have to speak a bit louder. I'm hard of hearing.
Michael Scott: He's hard of- He's an old man.
Dwight K. Schrute: As I was saying, right now we are-
Jim: You're gonna have to talk louder.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. Our prices have never been lower.
Jim: Son, you have to talk louder.
Dwight K. Schrute: Never been lower.
Jim: Louder, son!
Dwight K. Schrute: Buttlicker, our prices have never been lower!
Michael Scott: Okay, stop it! That is totally inappropriate. You never yell at the client. Never yell at a client.
Jim: Now, you listen to me, sir. The three words I would describe you as is aggressive, hostile, and definitely difficult.
Dwight K. Schrute: Please, Mr. Buttlicker.
Jim: I'm irate right now!

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 ‘Customer Survey’ Quotes

Quote from Darryl

Darryl: I was there. That dude is not engaged. I'm not a big believer in therapy, but I'll go into my own pockets to cover his co-pay.

Quote from Angela

Angela: OK, fine. You can have your tent, but only if it's in a field. A hand-plowed field.
Andy: Done, and done-er.
Angela: There has to be a barn that's old enough that you can see the stars through the roof slats when you lay on your back. And antique tools to look at when you roll over.
Andy: Do you have a specific place in mind?
Angela: But anything within a 5 to 8 mile radius is acceptable.
Andy: On it!

Quote from Jim

Michael Scott: Jimbo, let's do this thang.
Jim: That is me. Wish me luck.
Dwight K. Schrute: No way.
Pam: [on Bluetooth speaker] Good luck.
Jim: Thanks.
Dwight K. Schrute: Didn't say anything.
Pam: Love you.
Jim: Love you too.
Dwight K. Schrute: What do you think I am saying to you?
Jim: Not talking to you.