Dwight K. Schrute Quote #434
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Employee Transfer
[Dwight arrives wearing a Cornell sweatshirt]
Dwight K. Schrute: Thought I'd go casual today. Good morning, everyone. Good morning. Hello. How are you, Phyllis?
Andy: That's funny. Take that sweatshirt off! Hey, buddy.
Dwight K. Schrute: Andy.
Andy: Remember when I jokingly yelled at you to take your sweatshirt off? Totally joking. But you should know those colors are sacred. Not that I care. But if you're not a Cornell man. You probably shouldn't wear them.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, I get it. I totally understand. And I just want to assure you that I mean no disrespect. You see, I'm applying.
Andy: Come on, you think you could get into Cornell?
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, if someone who barely out-sells Phyllis can get in, I should be fine.
Phyllis: I'm sitting right here, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: I meant that as a compliment to you, Phyllis, as well as a slight to Andy.
The Office Quotes
‘Employee Transfer’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Andy: Let's see how well you know your big red history. Bring it. Who was Cornell's 8th president?
Dwight K. Schrute: Dale Raymond Corson.
Andy: I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Cornell's 7th president was, in fact, James A. Perkins. Comprehension skills sub-par.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hmm. Interviewing skills sub-par.
Andy: What are you writing? You can't even give Cornell your full attention.
Dwight K. Schrute: On the contrary, I'm helping Cornell by evaluating their interviewers.
Andy: Nobody wants that to happen.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, when they get my evaluation, we'll see if they're interested.
Andy: Applicant is attempting to blackmail interviewer, showing low moral character.
Dwight K. Schrute: Interviewer is threatening applicant with an arbitrary review process.
Andy: Applicant is wasting everyone's time with stupid and inane accusations.
Dwight K. Schrute: Interviewer has suspect motives.
Andy: Applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid.
Dwight K. Schrute: Interviewer has turned off applicant's interest in Cornell, and they are going to go to the vastly superior Dartmouth. Ever heard of it? I think I have everything I need.
Quote from Andy
Andy: [whistling] Well, I thought I'd come in casual today. Man, I'm hungry. Anyone else feel like a beet?
Dwight K. Schrute: Where did you get those?
Andy: What, these? Bernard Farms. Best beets in the state.
Dwight K. Schrute: I see what you are doing. But I do not know where you are going with this.
Andy: You will. As soon as you visit my new beet farm. [bites into a beet] Ah. You're supposed to cook these, aren't you?
Dwight K. Schrute: [chuckles] Cornell. [bites into a beet]
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Halfway? You know what I want to do? I want to pull over and find a little bed and breakfast for when we meet in the middle. Emphasis on the bed. And the breakfast.