Pam Quote #178
Pam: Hi.
Graphics guy: Hello.
Pam: I was just wondering what kind of jobs do you guys have?
Graphics guy: Are you interested in graphic design?
Pam: Yeah. Can I fill out an application?
Graphics guy: Oh, absolutely. Here. Take a seat. I should let you know right away this is just an entry level job. It's really basic. We're looking for like a self-starter, someone who can meet deadlines and just pretty much just go the extra mile.
Pam: I can do that.
Graphics guy: Great. And, obviously, we're looking for someone who knows Photoshop and Dreamweaver, Corel Painter, Illustrator, After Effects. All the basics.
Pam: I don't know any of those.
Graphics guy: It's actually not super-complicated. I'm sure there's some sort of, like, adult education classes in the area. But if you're really serious, one thing about New York or Philadelphia, they got amazing programs out there for design.
Pam: New York or Philadelphia. All right. Cool. Well, thanks.
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Phyllis: What consequences?
Dwight K. Schrute: I will tell on you.