Dwight K. Schrute Quote #404
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Did I Stutter?
Dwight K. Schrute: Scratch!
Andy: That's a racing stripe.
Dwight K. Schrute: Bumper's sagging.
Andy: Hmm, I doubt that very much.
Dwight K. Schrute: This car is crap. I will buy it for next to nothing.
Andy: How next to?
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, here are your options. You can sell it for parts. Drive it off a cliff. You can donate it to a person that you'd like to see die in a car crash, or you can sell it to me and I'll use it as I would a wagon on my farm. It will be towed by a donkey.
Andy: I have to pick one of those?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes.
Andy: Can you go over those options again?
Dwight K. Schrute: You know what? You knock $1,500 off the price right now and I will take it off your hands. It's gonna be now.
Andy: Well, I have the blue book values-
Dwight K. Schrute: Seal the deal. Let's do this thing. Three, two, one.
Andy: Can I think about it?
Dwight K. Schrute: Five, four, three, two, now.
Andy: Let me think about it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Now. Now. Now. Say it. Do it now. Do it now! Do it. Shake my hand. You will sell me this car. Shake my hand. Yeah, all right!
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Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: I am a good person, and sometimes good people don't get no respect. Rodney Dangerfield. [as Rodney Dangerfield] Hey, I don't get no respect. No respect at all. When I was in the sandbox as a kid, I got no respect. My wife likes to talk after sex. So she called me from a hotel room, said, "I don't respect you." Thoughtless. Ah, you know what don't get no respect? Airplane food. Why don't they just make the plane out of the airline food? [as Andy Kaufman] My wife don't get no respect. Someone take her, please, for example. [as Jeff Foxworthy] If you don't get no respect, you might be a redneck. [as Borat] Respect is nice. Borat. [as Jerry Seinfeld] What's the deal with grape nuts? No grapes, no nuts. [as Rodney Dangerfield] I don't get no respect.
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: It's like I used to tell my wife. "I do not apologize unless I think I'm wrong and if you don't like it, you can leave." And I say the same thing to my current wife, and I'll say it to my next one too.
Quote from Stanley
Michael Scott: Now we're cooking. I like this. Maybe a whole theme, like a rap. A rap rhyme.
Jim: An urban thing.
Michael Scott: An urban- Yeah, Stanley, you wanna help us out with that? Stanley! Earth to Stanley.
Stanley: Not me.
Michael Scott: Yes, you. Come on, Stanley, put your little game down and join the group. No. Stanley, we're having-
Stanley: Leave me alone, damn it.
Michael Scott: We're having a brainstorm session!
Stanley: Did I stutter?!