Jim Quote #222

Quote from Jim in Night Out

Jim: You really don't have his number?
Pam: I told you I have the number that rings here. Do you want that number?
Toby: I might have it in here.
Pam: Wow, that's great, Toby. It's so random that I have it. Toby, you're the best!
Toby: When I put it in, I thought it might be a waste of time but I guess it was worth it.
Jim: Great. It's under here as "security guard - home". Did you not get his name?
Toby: No.
Jim: It's ringing. Anybody have his name, quick?
Andy: Yeah. It's Eddie.
Jim: It's not- It's not Eddie. It's Evan or..
Creed: Hank. His name is Hank.
Jim: No, guys, his name is not Hank, it's- Is it Edgar?
Phyllis: Elliot.
Oscar: Elliot!
Jim: Is it Elliot? ... [on the phone] Hey Chief. This is Jim Halpert from where you work. You are the guy who sits behind the desk. You're the the African-American guy. I mean, you're... Who have I got here?

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Michael Scott: I am a bank teller.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Ryan told me to always tell a woman you work in finance.

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Phyllis: Did the police solve the problem with the-
Ryan: Yes. Yes, they did. Yes, they did.
[to camera:]
Ryan: Yes, the social networking feature of the Dunder-Mifflin Infinity website was infiltrated by sexual predators.

Quote from Michael Scott

Michael Scott: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please? I know that a lot of you are very angry with Ryan because he's the reason we've to come in tomorrow. However, I swear to God, if any of you hurts him in any way, emotionally, or taunts him or makes fun of his height or his half-beard-
Ryan: Okay. Thanks, Michael.