Michael Scott Quote #1054
Quote from Michael Scott in The Deposition
Mr. Schneider: Did Ms. Levinson ever say why she thought she was being fired?
Michael Scott: She thought it had to do with the twins. That's what I call them.
Mr. Schneider: Can you be more specific? Who are the twins?
Michael Scott: To be delicate, they hang off milady's chest. They make milk.
Mr. Schneider: You don't need to go any further. Her breasts.
Michael Scott: Yes.
Mr. Schneider: She thought it had something to do with her recent breast surgery.
Michael Scott: Yes, and, frankly, the timing was nothing short of predominant.
The Office Quotes
‘The Deposition’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Why did I do it? I don't know. Jan said that it was because of the photo that she revealed the diary. But she already brought the diary with her to New York. So... You expect to get screwed by your company. But you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend.
Quote from Jan
Jan: People underestimate Michael. There are plenty of things that he is well above average at. Like ice skating. He is a very good ice skater.
Quote from Michael Scott
Mr. Schneider: Can you go back to where this digression began?
Stenographer: "Mr. Schneider: 'And you were directly under her the entire time?' Mr. Scott: 'That's what she said.'"
Michael Scott: Well... Delivery's all wrong. She's butchering it.