Michael Scott Quote #948
Quote from Michael Scott in Launch Party
Michael Scott: You ready to give me my discount now?
Pizza guy: No.
Michael Scott: Okay. What have you been doing in here this whole time?
Pizza guy: What kind of business is this?
Dwight K. Schrute: We're a paper company. The best paper company in the whole wide world!
Michael Scott: Okay. Dwight, knock it off. You better think about what you are doing, young man.
Pizza guy: You better think about what you're doing.
Michael Scott: No. I'm an adult. I don't have to think or do anything. You're a kid. You're a little snot-nose punk kid who thinks he's better than everybody else. Because he's some hotshot. And you don't know anything about sales. So stop being a disrespectful little jerk, okay?
Pizza guy: Sales?
Michael Scott: Yeah, sales. You sell pizza. Last time I checked, that's called sales.
The Office Quotes
‘Launch Party’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Listen up, kid. I don't like you, but because some town in Switzerland says so, you have rights.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please! The computer should be scared of me. I have been salesman of the month for 13 out of the last 12 months. You heard me right. I did so well last February that corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise.
Quote from Pam
Jim: Do you remember what you said to me on my first day at work, just before you walked me over to my desk?
Pam: Yeah. "Enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time before you met your desk-mate Dwight."
Jim: And that's when I knew. You?
Pam: You came up to my desk and you said, "This might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat has expired."
Jim: That was the moment that you knew you liked me?
Pam: Yep.
Jim: Wow. Can we make it a different moment?
Pam: Nope.