Michael Scott Quote #825
Quote from Michael Scott in Beach Games
Kevin: Why don't you go, Michael?
Michael Scott: Because I already did. Remember? I burned my foot on the George Foreman Grill.
Jim: That is not the same at all. If you're gonna ask other people to do it, you should do it yourself.
Michael Scott: All right, okay. All right. Fine. Okay. Okay. Go. The mind has to wrap around the foot.
Ryan: ... Okay.
Pam: You want us to count to three?
Michael Scott: Yes, count to three, please.
All: Three, two, one! Three, two, one!
Michael Scott: Count the other way. No, no. Count one, two, three. Okay, okay. Not three, two, one.
All: One, two, three. Go! Do it! Go, Michael.
Michael Scott: Wait. Am I going on "go" or am I going on "three"?
Creed: On the "go" that's after "three".
Michael Scott: Okay.
All: One, two, three, go!
The Office Quotes
‘Beach Games’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Jim Halpert. Pros: Smart, cool, good-looking. Remind you of anybody you know? Cons: Not a hard worker. I can spend all day on a project, and he will finish the same project in a half an hour.
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: Do you expect me to believe that you're truly making your recommendations on this basis?
Michael Scott: Word. Here we go. Let's see it.
[aside to camera:]
Stanley: I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game on!
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like what happens to a chicken when you take its head away. It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head.