Michael Scott Quote #518
Quote from Michael Scott in Grief Counseling
Michael Scott: Hey, Ryan, can I get you a pencil from the warehouse?
Ryan: Oh, no, thanks. I'm good.
Michael Scott: Well, it's okay. I'm going down.
Ryan: Yeah. Absolutely.
Michael Scott: All right, I'll be right back.
[Michael pretends to descend the stairs behind a bunch of boxes he stacked in the office]
Ryan: Awesome. Thank you.
Michael Scott: You're welcome.
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael, could you get me a pen from down in the warehouse?
Michael Scott: Don't mind if I do. See you in a minute.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay!
[Michael does it again, taking a pencil from Stanley's pot]
Michael Scott: There you go, fresh from the warehouse.
Pam: Hey, Michael, would you get me some coffee from the warehouse?
Michael Scott: There's coffee in the kitchen, Pam.
Pam: But the warehouse coffee tastes so much better.
Ryan: Yeah. It's better.
Michael Scott: All right, okay.
[After Michael once again "descends" the stairs, he crawls along the floor to the kitchen]
Michael Scott: [to camera] I am like Bette Midler in For The Boys. Gotta keep the troops entertained.
[An exhausted Michael rises]
Pam: With cream and sugar?
Michael Scott: All right.
The Office Quotes
‘Grief Counseling’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Michael Scott: Phyllis, you want to give it a shot?
Dwight K. Schrute: I got it. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: There are five stages to grief, which are [clearly reading from his computer screen] denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. And right now, out there, they are all denying the fact that they're sad, and that's hard, and it's making them all angry. And it is my job to try to get them all the way through to acceptance and, if not acceptance, then just depression. If I can get them depressed, then I'll have done my job.
Quote from Pam
Michael Scott: Okay, I'm going to toss the ball to Pam.
Pam: Let's see. I had an aunt that I was really close to. She was this amazing female boxer. Anyway, she was injured in a fight, and she was paralyzed. So you can imagine how upset I was when I found out that she asked her manager to remove her breathing tube so she could die.
Michael Scott: Wow. If you want to cry, that's okay.